the “text me when you get home so i know youre safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
Damn Family Guy may be stupid sometimes…but this shit is on. Point.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.
Casual observation that it’s mostly girls drooling over guys and then calling the girls whores
I dunno about you, but I smile through the first half of the fries, and wonder why I’m still eating through the second.
Beauty and The Beast