Update: I have changed my theme for the first time in a long time.

the “text me when you get home so i know youre safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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yaridansei19:

Damn Family Guy may be stupid sometimes…but this shit is on. Point.

(Source: alanlozano)

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stability:

alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

Casual observation that it’s mostly girls drooling over guys and then calling the girls whores

(Source: harmaleizer)

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edwardspoonhands:

I dunno about you, but I smile through the first half of the fries, and wonder why I’m still eating through the second.

(Source: joydivsion)

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wispygirl:

Beauty and The Beast
A female freediver takes in the underwater scene, as a lemon shark slowly swims by

Whoa

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You really don’t know anything about  l o v e, do you?

(Source: selenanbieber)

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